Thursday, May 15, 2008
Quick Question
Now that the smoking Ban is well and truly established and smoking in most pubs is now a distant memory, I've been wondering about a certain group of people. Namely "Social Smokers". ie People who only smoke when they are on the piss. Now that having a smoke in a pub involves abandoning the company your in, to go stand in a dirty alley beside the pub to puff on a cigarette, surely the term is going to have to be "Re-phrased". How will social smokers now be referred to?? (and how could I not end that question with a preposition??)
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To what will Social Smokers now be referred? That's not quite right.
I heard a story about a famous academic being enraged that his secretary had corrected his preposition at the end of a sentence, and wrote her a memo saying 'That is the sort of pedantic behaviour up with which I will not put.'
as the leeching bastards they always were......
So is leeching Bastards unanimous then??
(I always buy my own though)
I'd say social smokers are now known as cold people.
Social smokers make me jealous, although can be unbearably smug with their "I only smoke when I am drinking whats the hardship with giving up" bollocks.
Thus Smug Leeching Bastards
bitterness always wins through.....
smelly bastards?
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