Sunday, May 4, 2008

nearly thirty and newly single.

So I'm going out on the Piss tonight with some of the boys, and decided to head down to my local Shopping center to get some new threads. My favourite jeans are beginning to rip under the crotch, and do need to be replaced. I walk into what claimed to be a diesel store, and looked around the jeans section...

"excuse me, sexy little shop assisstant, but can you point me in the direction of the mens jeans, please?"

"yes, they are here and here.."

She waves me in the direction of some very oddly shaped and flouncy looking jeans, that I had taken for the ladies section...

"OK thank you"

And I quickly exited the shop, took the escalator, and left the Center,

For Ever...

5 comments:

Lucille said...

You only went to one store, Sam?????
That really doesn't constitute shopping at the mall. Go back and try another couple of stores before you stop going there forever..You really do need the new jeans.

Alleged Comedian said...

Single eh?

Lets go to San Francisco, get married and some really hairy children.

samcrea said...

no more kids please, hairy or otherwise...

RedLeeroy said...

I have found most jeans are on average 18,000.00 euro's. Am I shopping in the wrong places?

morgor said...

Shops aren't designed for men. they're designed for women and gay lads.

Most of the time when I'm looking for clothes the only stuff I can find is obviously homosexual, pink t-shirts with skinny jeans etc.

no thanks. I tend to stick to green combats and a t-shirt...