Monday, June 2, 2008

Energy Conservation

The Whole world is gone energy conservation mad.
We have alarmist lefties on every medium telling us that we are all going to destroy the planet....

Blah!

Well here is my contribution to Energy conservation..

1. I am only going to buy pre-sliced cheese from now on..
2. I am going to stop crossing out the solutions as I solve them in crosswords
3. I am not going to re-button my fly after the toilet, unless I am leaving the house.

Its only 3 simple steps, but I feel its a step in the right direction,
The direction of a safer, greener Planet!

Thanks for listening.

SAm - Conservationst

8 comments:

Alleged Comedian said...

I have decided to solve most, if not all of the world's problems through the medium of modern dance

Xbox4NappyRash said...

I was hoping to make an impact through procrastination.

samcrea said...

xbox, I'm not too sure if that will actually make any difference to energy consumption, but maybe it will, but on the other hand....

alleged, keep taking the tablets!

Xbox4NappyRash said...

Ah you see, I plan to procrastinate a LOT.

That'll give Bono & Bob the time to sort it all out for us.

Quickroute said...

Why stop at not re-buttoning yer truzers - why even wear truzers?

morgor the hairy said...

I'm going to exercising.
That way I require less food and harm the planet less.

I'll just eat biscuits.

morgor the unwise said...

stick a stop in there....

Lucille said...

"A" for trying..but not quite there Sam. I have faith that when you put your mind to it, you will come up with some doozies..I mean ..great ideas. Keep at it.