Tesco Marketing Genuis!

So there I was, scanning through a Glossy advertisement magazine which had been inserted in my paper by the Boffins over at Tesco.
They had a most interesting offer;
Free with every ipod purchased : 2 free Cd's.
I read it twice to make sure I wasnt mistaken, and yes they had a picture of the 2 CD's which you would receive,
on purchasing this electronic music file player,
Just in case you werent sure what a great deal you were getting.

So I was wondering what great Deals I could expect from everybody's favourite Retailer in the future.

Free ream of paper with every Blackberry Purchased?

Free push-bike with every motor cycle purchased here!

Free 'Set of Cans and lenght of string' with every mobile telephone purchased?

I hear next month they will be offering a Free gramophone player with every ipod sold, but thats only after they run out of CD's..

Maybe I could get a job over at Tesco Marketing..

Monkees to the rescue

This is a reply to PP's blog about his trip to the ZOO.
I was telling him about a swan getting caught in some netting,
and how the Monkees (not sure which type they were) were very concerned
and tried to help them.
Its from a few years ago, and the shot isnt great but you get the picture...

SAm C

Energy Conservation

The Whole world is gone energy conservation mad.
We have alarmist lefties on every medium telling us that we are all going to destroy the planet....

Blah!

Well here is my contribution to Energy conservation..

1. I am only going to buy pre-sliced cheese from now on..
2. I am going to stop crossing out the solutions as I solve them in crosswords
3. I am not going to re-button my fly after the toilet, unless I am leaving the house.

Its only 3 simple steps, but I feel its a step in the right direction,
The direction of a safer, greener Planet!

Thanks for listening.

SAm - Conservationst