Ah.... Whats with the shirt?
Did you loose a bet?
The shop was closing. I tried it on. It fitted me.
But its digusting... You look like an eastern European Country and Western fan.
It cost sixty quid. I have to get a certain number of wears out of it..
Why didnt you return it?
When you realized it was fucking disgusting..
Its not that bad? Five more wears I reckon I need..
Right. I'll see you in six weeks then...